You refer to winter as "gumbo weather"
You gave up Tabasco for Lent.
You think your Turkey should be “Deep Fried.”
You ever bought a beer at a drive-thru window.
Any of your dessert recipes call for Hot Peppers.
You let your black coffee cool and find it has solidified.
You think boudin, hog-head cheese and beer is a bland diet.
Watching "Swamp People" inspires you to write a cookbook.
You take a bite of 5-alarm Texas chili and reach for some Tabasco.
Your children's favorite bedtime story begins with, "First you make a roux..."
You think the 4 seasons are: "Onyons, celery, bell peppers, and garlic."
You think the 4 basic food groups are "Boiled seafood, Broiled seafood, Fried seafood, and Beer."
Your dinner plans begin with: "Well, I've got the rice started."